WELCOME TO LA: Where everything you heard about this town that couldn't possibly be true is. Celebrities born overnight in rags-to-riches stories straight out of fantasy; millions lost and ruined from invested wealth all from a singular bad decision. This is L.A.; anything can happen.

RUM & RAY BANDS: : American Apparel, thrift store, dumpster diving folks need apply. Better known as the Hipster capital of the world, if you're not quote on quote 'cool' it's best not to even drive through this town. Only in Silverlake it's best to chat up a street walker first to differentiate between the homeless and just plain dirty.

THE EPICENTER: While acting as the center of business for the city, Downtown Los Angeles is also home to major arts institutions, sports facilities, tourist attractions, and an array of unique and high class shopping opportunities.

THE HILLS, THE BILLS: Nestled high on the east side of Los Angeles, Los Feliz is a quick getaway and perfect escape route from chaos and paparazzi. One of the few places where celebrity meets street artist, it's not uncommon to share a bar stool next to Laker Kobe Bryant one night and street artist Roa the next.

BE FREE, BE YOU: West Hollywood has gained worldwide attention in it's years since hosting PRIDE as the face of gay awareness mecca. It's not just about your sexuality (though cool points are awarded here), West Hollywood is a town that's on it's own overcome adversity and in doing so has made it too trendy to even be trendy.

90210: Beverly Hills needs no introduction. You have heard of it, the people are that rich, and yes that's an actual house. For the mega-rich and mega-rich aspiring, Beverly Hills has always been looked up to as the mark of making it. Most people here are still generations back rich, but with America being what it is, there's always room for another Oprah story.

EXCLUSIVE: Calabasas is literally home to the stars. Though it's population barely hovers of 20,000 residents, more than half of those residents are celebrities or moguls in some form or another. This is suburbia on a caviar diet.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!: Burbank is well known as the studio lot center of Los Angeles. Plenty of films and movies are always being shot on location here in this quiet neighborhood.

CHILL IN THE VALLEY: Studio City is San Fernando Valley's answer to the trendy Hollywood crowd. Plenty of young celebrities call this place home. It's not as bustling as Los Feliz but it has a few attractions to keep you busy.

JUST BEACHY: Malibu is the more exclusive option to the Santa Monica. Celebrities have saturated the area to some saw a disservice to the community. Still plenty of beaches to go to that aren't private.

SOCAL: Santa Monica is the beach town of all beach towns. Seemingly picturesque with no bigger worry than whether or not the surf coming in will be decent, Santa Monica is a step away from the snootiness of Beverly Hills with a similar price tag.

FLYING TO THE GOOD LIFE: Whether it’s a spontaneous though or a long-awaited getaway, everybody deserves a vacation away from the city. Hop on a midnight flight to New York through LAX or take a drive up to San Fransisco for the weekend!

Nerd central: San Diego is a city on the Pacific coast of California known for its beaches, parks and warm climate. Immense Balboa Park is the site of the world-famous San Diego Zoo, as well as numerous art galleries, artist studios, museums and gardens. A deep harbor is home to a large active naval fleet, with the USS Midway, an aircraft-carrier-turned-museum, open to the public.

STAYCATION: Anaheim is a chill town big on adventure. It's centered around the world reknown Disneyland but there is a lot more to offer in this town than just that. Kick back and have fun for the weekend.

TALK, TAKE, LIVE: The phone of all phones, the iPhone is a little universe all on it's own. Stay close to people thousands of miles away, be able to still kiss that special someone through the phone. Fighting loneliness is a little bit easier with the connectivity of the iPhone. Talk, take photos and text to your hearts content. It's all possible and at lightning fast speed thanks to Apple's groundbreaking technology.

YOU HERE IT HERE FIRST: Before it gets saturated with PR bullshit! The Turd has been bringing the truest shit on celebrity news since 2007! Since they care little about their reputations or kissing ass to their sponsor, every celebrity or notable person has been fair game over the years from the scandalous to the sweet!

STORYLINE & RP REQUEST: Now that you're here, it's time to make your mark: what's your story? Do you wanna be famous? Just plain filthy stinkin' rich? Whatever your motive for staying here, regardless everybody needs to know your name so get yourself out there!